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Humming Status, Singing Quo

by Bloomington Cutters

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When I was young I was tired and miserable Now I’m old and barely visible The bloom of youth is wasted on the young But time is undefeated when the bell is rung
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Too young to be a cynic Too old to be a fool And I don't believe in psychics But I do believe in truth And I lack the constitution to see inside the lines To be part of the solution I've tried, I've fucking tried it will end in violence and everyone will hurt I lack concentration Too polarized to act on self emancipation I'm trapped, so fucking trapped It will end in violence because everything is worse
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Hey Turkey! 02:42
Hey Turkey wanna go swimming? The world is on fire, don’t be a chicken Big move, new life all over before the ink dried In an instant all our hopes were dashed Günaydın, tailspin. Never had a chance to begin An adventure never meant to last who knew it'd be so fast? Hey Turkey wanna go swimming? The world is on fire, don’t be a chicken Hey pigeon wanna place bets? There’s tanks on the bridge, we'll play roulette All night streets bleed In a state of emergency Silent breaking of the fast New day red eye over cities emotion burns bright The eyebrows lead us to the past Who knew it could be so fast? Hey Turkey wanna go swimming? The world is on fire, don’t be a chicken Hey pigeon wanna place bets? There’s tanks on the bridge, we'll play roulette Go back to Torrance You don’t belong here! Go back to Torrance! Best disappear!
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In the parking lot your lip got popped And damage controlled the scene And in the garage, a slow sabotage Became our toxic routine Don’t say it isn’t personal Buddy, keep it to yourself It seems we All walk through Big circles Around you Missed apostrophes and insecurities Were dyed black in our machine In your skinny jeans , a one verse pony Won't change our disparities...now Don’t say it isn’t personal Just fucking keep it to yourself It seems we All walk through Big circles Around you
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Misery Index 02:54
Humming Status, Singing quo Dressed for sitting at home A TV winter as I measure my significance Disappointed, I’m disjointed The past is a mess, the futures a trainwreck I said “fuck it” and went for a dip It keeps coming and I'm swinging Keeps pulling me under but I’m still swimming Is this it? Am I a footnote on an endnote of a circle? No. This is bullshit an empty warehouse like a church on Monday morning Quiet. Silenced now. Guilty pleasures carefully measured Put on a face that allows for a raise But the thrill of the chase moves my eyes to the suitcase Conversations, we can have them For now I’m content | surrounded by champions Not the worry of what will be next It keeps coming and I'm swinging It’s pulling me under but I’m still swimming Is this it? Am I a footnote on an endnote of a circle? No This is bullshit! I'm an empty warehouse like a church on Monday morning Quiet. Silenced now Quiet. Silence.
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Preoccupation with occupation And scratching the itch, and playing with my dick Am I just wasting time? Commit or just fucking quit This shit is bullshit, that shit is horseshit Fuck being prudent, I Want to Write music Stupid fixation keeps me from pursuit of success I'm part of the whole A barnacle on the cock of a whale I’m so fucking old So fucking dull so fucking goddamn stale Noodles are calling, effort is falling Slightly obsessed, the latest recess is sucking me in I said “fuck it” and went back to my desk Stand straight and suck up, and don’t be a fuck-up Swallow your pride and provide while the sun’s up Delusions of grandeur are clouding your head, it’s enough I'm part of the whole A barnacle on the cock of a whale I’m so fucking old, So fucking dull, so fucking goddamn stale
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On the 8th day God woke up from his nap Kicked his feet up and cracked An ice cold High Life On a marquee Of a church in Ozark, Missouri He named his fictitious story Called it religion R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N That’s what it read Believe, believe In anything but me Believe, believe There is no Plan B In God we trust In God we trust On the next day hazed from the champagne of beers Post-drunken anxiety nears of judgement's passing Another marquee On a church in Flat Lick, Kentucky God changed the end of his story Renamed “forgiveness” That’s when God found Jesus and said That’s when he said: Believe, believe In anything but me Believe, believe There is no Plan B In God we trust In God we trust And then his son came And all of our problems were solved He'd walk on the line for us all Songs of salvation Bad Samaritans and cynics thought they were slick “Hey bastard!” “You son of a dick!” To Christ on a crosswalk That’s when God killed Jesus and said Believe, believe In anything but me Believe, believe There is no Plan B In God we trust In God we trust
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As a child I’d speak child Didn’t want to be a kid As a child I’d think child Didn’t want to be a kid When I was young I was tired and miserable As a man I still thought child And only wanted childish things but now at night I close my eyes And wonder how it ends Because old sins cast long shadows When I was young I was tired and miserable Now I’m old and I’m just fine invisible The bloom of youth is wasted on the young And time is undefeated when the bell is rung But I say FUCK IT, FIGHT ON!
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Do children make us better men? Or do they make us older children Do children shape our motivation? Or do they make us nervous versions of ourselves with good intentions And the same bad ideas Time pushes only one direction Wishing for a second chance In the eyes of our DNA Reflections It gives us hope but makes us sad That it won’t last Bloodshot eyes we drive to work To make ourselves important while back at home they wait for us the sun is gone but I can see your face and expectations but I can't control the fear Time pushes only one direction Wishing for a second chance In the eyes of our DNA Reflections It gives us hope but makes us sad That it won’t last My eyes burnt out A parting wish if you could take my word for now And get around to all the things I dreamt about If you want it you can have it all Have it all
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Maybe I drank too much But I pissed a lot too You should’ve moved your running shoes Maybe I drank too much But I pissed a lot too You might rinse your kitchen sink Sorry I won’t shut up But I’m seeing two of you Triangulate the conversation One and done Not tonight I pissed on everyone And pissed everyone off Yeah, I drank too much, and I drank yours too Lost my keys, they’re in the pool Lost my pants, my socks, blame the booze Words without inhibition One and done Not tonight Two and through Not my style I pissed on everyone And pissed everyone off I don’t know what I’ve done (get your shit together) To piss everyone off (get your shit together) Maybe I drink too much But I piss a lot too
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We lit the bridge from the middle Big block “O” on my chest I’d love some of your attention Pay no mind to the rest Stage left, off center Watched you slay the scene You’re too humble to mention And we didn’t mean to be your Siamese Nightmare Omar! Visit us in jail We never go half-way When it comes to being assholes Omar! Sorry we Fucked up We never go half-way When it comes to being assholes Oh, Omar. Kicked the ladder from the rooftop On my chest a big block “M” I am a golden god And this night’s not going to end What started in good fun Drowned in too many drinks Drunk and shirtless we didn’t mean to be your Siamese Nightmare Omar! Visit us in jail We never go half-way When it comes to being assholes Omar! Sorry we Fucked up We never go half-way When it comes to being assholes Oh, Oh, Oh Omar. Struck a match Against my teeth Felt the fire underneath “A” and “R” fled the scene Felt the cuffs, hit the ground singing... Omar! You never visit us in jail We never go half-way When it comes to being assholes Omar! Sorry we Fucked up An inmate in the bathroom Says he likes my haircut Oh no! Oh, Omar Oh, Omar.
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Memento Mori 03:02
A funeral train A crowded plane A cross on the interstate An hourglass A flag half staff The prospect fascinates Memento Mori Don’t forget to die Don’t forget to allow The thought of it to ruin your whole life A fresh bouquet On Good Friday The thought perpetuates A quiet moment A burnt out “exit” sign Traffic backed up for miles Memento Mori Don’t forget to die And don’t forget to allow the thought of it to ruin your whole life Memento Mori How will you go? a picnic at a mausoleum? Watching a movie show? When I die It won’t be for a cause My grandma died on a Monday I’ll just give it pause Aand please Guide me to the end Where is your God now? Where are all your friends? Memento Mori Don’t forget to die Don’t forget to allow the thought of it to ruin your whole life Memento Mori how will you go? a picnic at a mausoleum? Watching a movie show?
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If assholes were crop circles We’d hold Ph.D.’s in ufology If dickheads were brutal dictators We’d be axe in hand at Chop-Chop Square If being pricks was contagious We’d be six feet deep in Haskell Co. Kansas If ‘piece of shit’ was a crime We’d be doing time at Rikers Isle Don’t say “it is what it is” It can’t be what it isn’t Don’t say “it is what it is” Isn’t it obvious? I’m not letting go of it You can’t clean shit with piss If dickheads were salutatorians We’d be second-rate at Watergate If assholes were homemade bombs Ted Kaczyski would have fucked our moms If “piece of shit” was good etiquette The ghost of Mrs. Post would be proud If being pricks made you a snitch We’d be Judas Goats of Galapagos Don’t say “it is what it is” It can’t be what it isn’t Don’t say “it is what it is” Isn’t it obvious? I’ll fucking let go of it You can’t clean shit with piss
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I met a man who always bet on dogs, In a land that always would embrace them, said "I’m afraid I’ll always be a Yankees fan, I’ll be goddamned should anything replace them.” He screamed, “Let’s go Red Sox!” So I yelled: “Shut the fuck up!” And I put some Petty On the jukebox In a state of parity and chance, Even duds sometimes suck out a winner, The hopeful always take the over, man Show me something, leave the heart to losers And he screamed, “Let’s go Red Sox!” So I yelled, “Shut the fuck up!” And I put some Petty On the jukebox Break the curse Break the fall If it’s possible at all I don’t wanna die, I wanna fight again

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released January 31, 2018

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