If assholes were crop circles
We’d hold Ph.D.’s in ufology
If dickheads were brutal dictators
We’d be axe in hand at Chop-Chop Square
If being pricks was contagious
We’d be six feet deep in Haskell Co. Kansas
If ‘piece of shit’ was a crime
We’d be doing time at Rikers Isle
Don’t say “it is what it is”
It can’t be what it isn’t
Don’t say “it is what it is”
Isn’t it obvious?
I’m not letting go of it
You can’t clean shit with piss
If dickheads were salutatorians
We’d be second-rate at Watergate
If assholes were homemade bombs
Ted Kaczyski would have fucked our moms
If “piece of shit” was good etiquette
The ghost of Mrs. Post would be proud
If being pricks made you a snitch
We’d be Judas Goats of Galapagos
Don’t say “it is what it is”
It can’t be what it isn’t
Don’t say “it is what it is”
Isn’t it obvious?
I’ll fucking let go of it
You can’t clean shit with piss
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